trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(via tensioned)

brunts:

UGH i love lirry

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(via jodahl2k14)

hold-my-hand-darling:

me: I wanna be skinny

me: *eats entire pizza* 

(via 5secondsofteasing)

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

(Source: myeyesarehazel, via mywingsdontfly)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via ugly)

themadkingshandmaid:

duoachievement:

burnt-scones:

Monty punching a lemon really cheers me up.

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(Source: burnt-oreo-milkshakes, via fuckyeahroosterteethproductions)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via fake-mermaid)

misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

(Source: mathernatical, via mywingsdontfly)

shy-robots:

Message to the media:
WE DON’T WANT TO SEE DAFT PUNK UNMASKED

PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE

(via telapathetic)