5sos babysitting kids (psa dont let this happen. ever.)

  • luke: i love little kids they're so cute OH GOD OKAY I CAN'T CONTROL THEM NEVERMIND
  • calum: hi little girl do you want to eat food with me
  • mikey: this baby cant even hold a wii controller *whispers* what a pussy
  • ashton: you have a very hot mom
  • calum: so when these kids get naked people think its 'cute' but when i get naked im told to 'put my clothes on before i get arrested' and 'nudity isnt allowed here'?!
  • mikey: it smells calum did you fart
  • luke: oh my god the baby pooped oh my god what do i do
  • ashton: hey, can you hook me up with your mom? what're you doing why are you running away why does this always happen
  • calum: the baby wont stop crying oh my god what do we do
  • mikey: ashton usually stops crying if we let him watch porn
  • luke: NO
  • ashton: this sucks i hate kids im never having sex again

irwinschuckle:

5-seconds-of-umm:

ashtonirwinyesplease:

cailumhood:

so the guy that i am kind of seeing atm got me this valentines card

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and i was thinking it was really cute and then i opened it and

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omfg

HE DID HIS RESEARCH. HE’S A KEEPER

SEE HIM SEE ALL OF HIM FOREVER

THIS GUY IS A KEEPER

(via 5secondsof-outofmylimit)